Two Piranha 3DD posters promise double the terror, action, and Ds!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 15 years ago

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

While we still don’t know when we’ll be able to behold John Gulager’s PIRANHA 3DD (according to him, it will be this spring), at least now we have something to peek at while we wait: two brand new posters for the forthcoming Dimension film. (At the moment, the presumption is that they’re genuine, with the second one being an international poster.)

I personally wish that at least one of the posters went a little crazy – this is a movie with DD in the title starring Gary Busey and David Hassellhoff for the love of god, let’s liven things up a bit!

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Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Thought they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being… but can they be stopped?

PIRANHA 3DD stars Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer, Katrina Bowden, Gary Busey, Chris Zylka, Chelan Simmons, David Koechner and “special appearance by” David Hasselhoff.

Source: Bloody Disgusting, Zone Fears.ru

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