Nude Nuns with Big Guns arrive in your home for Valentine’s Day!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 15 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

On February 14, 2012, Image Entertainment will unleash NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS – a story of good vs. evil; of a war fought in the most unlikely of places. Flick will hit both DVD and Blu-ray – and what better way to show your best girl or guy you love them than with a gift like this?!

Shortly after entering a convent, Sister Sarah becomes enslaved and victimized by drug-pushing predators that lurk within that haven. Suddenly there is only one message that matters to Sarah – and it isn’t a divine one! Seeking revenge against those who would desecrate her heavenly refuge, she becomes a sister of no mercy. Changing her spiritual vows to earthly vengeance, Sarah goes on a rampage against these unholy men and their profane partners in crime, a gang known as Los Muertos.

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