Finally… a TWILIGHT article I can write without cringing. Well actually anytime someone passes away it’s sorrowful news but these circumstances are just too juicy to pass up… Yeah, I’m talking death here folks. Why beat around the bush any longer?
According to the New Zealand Herald, a 23-year old man was found dead at a recent screening of THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE! I sh*t you not ladies and gentlemen. The young man was found slumped over in his seat with his cause of death still unknown. See kids, TWILIGHT IS bad for you! You don’t want to end up like this guy do you? No… I didn’t think so.
In other TWILIGHT news, the guys over at SecretSauce.tv have just come up with what could’ve been the greatest movie ever made. I’m completely serious here… SecretSauce.tv put together a nice trailer for a TWILIGHT spoof aptly titled TWILIGHT: FOR GUYS.
I mean this thing has it all gentlemen… vampires, werewolves, chicks, kissing, making out, drama, action, lesbians, sex, suspense, horror… Never before has all this stuff come so perfectly together. Now I could see this flick creating a world-wide phenomenon. I bet you’re foaming at the mouth to see what I’m talking about, aren’t you? Well stop reading and scroll down below! Enjoy!
TWILIGHT: FOR GUYS – Spoof Trailer
Abigail Tallman as ‘Bella’
Sarah McDowd as ‘Edwina’
Jennifer Colli as ‘Jackie’
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