Freaky trailer for Sea Monster vs. Hotties flick El Monstro Del Mar

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Here’s something you don’t see everyday. Hot rockabilly chicks vs. killer sea tentacles. I don’t know why it’s something you don’t see everyday, but I guess if it were, all that awesome would have a brain-damaging effect on all of us.

Titled EL MONSTRO DEL MAR!, the Aussie horror-comedy is about the following: Three gorgeous but deadly hired killers, Beretta, Blondie and Snowball, hole up in a small beachside community to keep a low profile. But this town has a dark secret. The local old sea baron, Joseph, tries desperately to warn them to never go into the water. But these crazy vixens listen to no one, especially no crazy assed old fool. So the Kraken awakes! Now, along with Joseph and his beautiful grand-daughter, Hannah, they must fight for their lives against this furious creature of the deep as the sea rises in a tidal wave of blood.

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