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Tiff sayz: MERRY SHEPMAS my lil clock-suckers! Christmas, Hanuka and Kwanzaa, lots of shit happening this time of year! Shopping, eating, drinking, dodging relatives, dead trees, and head-aches. That’s a ton to handle. I know I talk a lot of shit on here and I will continue to do so as long as BOTH of my readers keep reading it. However I do want to say thanks to you guys (even the haters) and to Arrow for this pretty dope column. I write ever few weeks and read your questions about your shitty lives and it makes me feel so much better about myself. So thank you!!!!
Bradley W asks: What are you hoping to find under the tree as gifts this Christmas? Is Arrow giving you anything?
Tiff Sayz: Is Arrow giving me anything? Yes he gives me a headache every two weeks with this column;) So he’s covered. However I should have a Arrow In The Head girl-shirt…hint hint.What do I hope for under my tree? Lot’s of shit. Why? Cause I’ve been damn good girl this year. Here is my modest list- Case of Ale 8, a mini golden retriever, the $500 I lost at the casino BACK, boxing lessons, a DVR, a new laptop, a new case for my black-berry, The Rock, more crappy questions from you guys, a ticket to Seattle, Blue Ray Night Of The Creeps, a Blue Ray player to play my Blue Ray of Night Of The Creeps on, a new winter coat, more Christmas decorations, a bottle of kettle, bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon, NY pizza, more tickets to the millionaire raffle, socks, a scale (fat kind not music kind) a lucky rabbits foot, new converse, another mini golden retriever (so my first one can have a friend) lots of diamonds, cotton candy machine, the deed to a small Caribbean island, a crystal urn to put myself in when I die, a crystal ball, fake grass for my future back yard, and stella dora chocolate center cookies.
James asks: Back when you were an amateur and aspiring actress how did you go about acquiring the film roles that would make you the actress you have become today? What did you look for? And where did you search?
Tiff Sayz: Errrrrrr “Actress I’ve become today” ??? Ummm I ran in to a bit of bad luck. I was on the road to greatness when I met a man in a tall black hat that said “Hey doll come with me , I’ll make you a star!!!!” I went with said man and uhhhhh ended up here. Never go with strange men wearing strange hats;) Seriously, I was never really looking to do much more then what I do now. At the beginning of my career I would search out the horror films listed in actors papers like Backstage or see what was in production in the back of the Hollywood Reporter and just send my stuff in. I did a student film for NYU and then one for SVA.
Also you need to listen to people. If you have friends in the film industry listen and see who’s making what. I would find out if they had anything that fit me (nudity and blood). None of it’s easy though. I really did get very lucky. However remember-this was my goal, I wanted to make tons and tons of horror movies. I think if you take stuff one step at a time it’s easier to get what you want. Like most directors, they don’t start out making 20 million dollar movies. They start out making 5 hundred dollar ones and work their way up. I’m still trying to work my way up. You have to love what you do because it may take A WHILE. I’m guessing you’re an actor James, make small goals, do student films, don’t be a douche-bag and if you don’t TOTALLY suck you’ll get work. Fans in this genre are the best, if they like you they keep you working. So just try not to suck so much-or at least suck better;)
Jean-Michel Potvin asks: What can we expect from the new « Night of the demons » movie? How was the shoot? Which actor was the best experience for you to work it? Who was the worst?
Tiff Sayz: Hey Jean-Michel,I’m sooooooo excited about the new “Night of the Demons”. When Adam Gierasch and Jace Anderson wanted to give me a part in the film I was thrilled. I was such a big fan of Kevin Tenney’s original that I really would have done anything, f*ck I think I told them that I would have done their catering just to be a part of the film. They turned down my catering offer and they offered me a small part. My character is basically the partner to Shannon Elizabeth’s character Angela. I’m Diana the door-woman, on a mission!!!;)
The shoot was amazing. First off we shot at the dope-est mansion in New Orleans, we had with us the hottest cast on the planet and a badass director. Doesn’t get much better then that!!!!! I even did a swamp tour….saw me some freakin gators! Since I was only on the movie for like 5 days I really don’t have a best or worst story for you. Everybody was very cool …to me at least. I fell in love with Bobbi Sue who played Suzanne. Also I got to have a “Dark Reel” reunion with Sir Eddie Furlong. So to me shooting Demons was a pretty amazing time.
I have yet to see the finished film but the cut that I saw was just a ton of fun. Expect boobs, blood and mother fuckin demons! A great movie to watch on my new blue ray player, while downing my bourbon with an ale 8 chaser, with my arm around The Rock.
*SPOILER – HIGHLIGHT TO READ* I’m one of the very few survivors so if it does well, guess who can come back for the sequel bitches!!!
Tiff sayz: Happy holidays!!! Don’t kill yourself or cut yourself just cause the holidays sometimes suck. The cuts will just get infected which will hurt more and killing yourself is just dumb cause, well, you’ll be dead and that’s just lame. My love to all you wacko’s for a happy healthy and safe (disease free) holiday. Merry SHEPMAS to all and to all a good drunken night.- Tiffany (Miss Christmas) Shepis
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