Holy… f*cking… shit. I promised I wouldn’t use this word! I swore I wouldn’t say it! It’s politically incorrect! It offends people! But the following psuedo-trailer for friggin’ NEW MOON which focuses heavily on junior Backstreet-Boy-in-training Taylor “I make the teens cream” Lautner aka “Jacob Black” (oooo, what a sinister name) has got to be that absolute g-g-g-g-g-girliest piece of crap I’ve ever been forced to watch for the sake of an article.
Go ahead and click on the link below if you’d care for a taste. In plain English, it just f*cking sucks. I’m tired of beating around the bush (ha!). This movie looks like garbage and all those involved should be considered lamer for having participated. Spew all the hate comments you want. It will change nothing. If by now, you’re a TWILIGHT fan and you’re still reading the articles posted here on it, you must know what will be in store. So either have a good laugh or go finish your sixth grade math homework. Thank you.
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