Dimension Films has released the “Officiall” synopsis for PIRANHA 3D, and while “killer piranha’s kill a shitload of people during Spring Break” would probably be descriptive enough, there’s apparently more to it than that. Not much more, mind you, but more none-the-less. So with that, let’s get on with it!
PIRANHA 3D officially goes like this: Jaws…lots and lots of jaws. From acclaimed director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D, in the latest eye-popping 3D technology. A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents. But our heroine (Elisabeth Shue) is seriously outnumbered, and with only one chance to save the lake and her family from totally being devoured, she must risk everything to destroy the aquatic carnivores herself.
And it’s Elisabeth Shue who rises from the ashes to take these motherf*ckers down! Nice! What I don’t like seeing here is ” an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food” because it seems that’s how movies like this always describe the group of people who come together to defeat the monster (or monsters, in this case). Why are all these unlikely groups getting together? I just don’t get it.
If you want to peep the bloodied set pics from yesterday, click HERE, and get ready for those prehistoric man-eating fish to invade theaters in 3D March 10, 2010.
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