I was a little worried that you guys might be pissed at me for doing yet another BURLESQUE MASSACRE article this week (see here and here for 2 others), but seriously, how the f*ck can you say ‘no’ to an exclusive pic like the one up top?! Who in their right horny hetero mind wouldn’t want to view the lovely, bouncing, wet image above? Damn it, this titillating sight sums up a huge portion of what horror is all about! I’d be a bastard for not sharing it with the rest of my genre brethren!
If you must know the precise plot, cast, and crew, you can go ahead and click on the two “here” links I posted in the first paragraph because there’s really no point in rehashing the same stuff for a third time this week. However, I will assure you that BURLESQUE MASSACRE definitely contains All the necessary elements a fun, indie horror flick should entail. In fact, here is a fresh, ideal description of what we’re in for from the flick’s director, Timothy Whitfield (maybe some SPOILERS):
“This is a very retro 80s style slasher film, mixed with the torture porn of SAW… ALOT of nudity, and gore. It’s a tale about a brother and sister who love to kill. The brother is a man with major women/sexual issues, who can’t help but kill all the women he sleeps with. He is a mix of Norman Bates and Jason where he is a nice guy who just wants to find a girl he can love, but after he sleeps with them, he dons a skull mask and dispatches them in a brutal “Jason like” way. His sister loves sex, loves to torture her victims and uses murder to actually ‘get-off’. Together they lure her new Burlesque dance team to the family home for a whole lot of perverted and murderous fun. And yes, brother and sister do hook up.
’Nuff said.
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