Sometimes 26 seconds is all you need. That’s when a teaser isn’t a teaser, but actually a tickler, a promo that shows you all the goods, gets ya pumped, and lasts for only 26 seconds. At least, that’s the case for PRIMAL, wihch just released its tickler for Cannes 2009!
But first off, what the hell is PRIMAL? Directed by Roel Reiné and starring Lance Henriksen, the flick goes a little something like this: After a devastating boat crash, a group of friends are stranded on an uncharted island where they encounter an ancient tribe of humanoid creatures.
It’s also about cannibalistic humanoid creatures who love to eat people, splatter blood all over the place, and create a ton of gore! At least, that’s what the tickler below told me. All you really had to tell me was “it stars Lance Henriksen” and I would have been there in a heartbeat, but throwing in all that other shit has me sold too.
Have fun with the 26 seconds of heaven below, and stick around for more on PRIMAL as we hear it!












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