Mandy Lane gets shaft

By Jared Pacheco

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Just last month we told you how the gorgeous Mandy Lane would be gracing your screens this July. Well I guess we were a little… premature with that because it looks like Ms. Lane will be waiting a while longer before she tells us why all the boys love her.

I’m of course talking about ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE and the fact that the long-finished MANDY LANE has been getting the bump time and time again. The movie has had nearly two thousand different release dates and now sits at a comfy To Be Determined. This is the newest update coming from Box Office Mojo. That sucks.

Word on the street is that ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE rocks pretty hard so this is very dishearting news. When will we finally get a chance to see ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE? Nobody knows. But we’ll be keeping a keen eye out for any updates!

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