There are some people out there who feel that there aren’t nearly enough Bigfoot movies. In fact, the same people are likely to believe that Bigfoot is real, and you know what… maybe he is. Maybe he isn’t, but let’s face it… we really don’t need another Bigifoot movie. But if you disagree (and you might), I got some good news for you–there’s a new Bigfoot movie coming to town!
It’s called THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT, and it’s basically HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS cross-bred with CUJO, with some Goth-chicks thrown in for good measure. Don’t believe me? Here are the details….
Bigfoot contracts rabies from a half-dead raccoon hit by a car. As the rabies progresses, so does the deterioration of his mind. He wanders deep into the woods and encounters a Ku Klux Klan / Militia Group conducting training and that’s where the body count starts. Expect a lot of guns, shootouts, explosions, and gore. At the same time, a group of young “Goth” girls from a local high school are experimenting with black magic and through numerous attempts, they use a human sacrifice as an offering (they sacrifice the “pimp”) and they successfully conjure up a hideous demon that is even MORE blood thirsty than a rabid Bigfoot. The film will climax with both monsters involved in a vicious and blood soaked battle to the death.
Well f*ck me in the goat ass, that sounds crazy!!!! Director James Baack is claiming that, Plain and simple. We are shooting quite possibly the bloodiest film of all time.
Those are big words, my friend… big words!!! And I hope to god he lives up to his end of the bargain. The bloodiest film of all time just happens to be a Bigfoot movie? Kick ass.
For more details on THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT, incluidng where and when it will starting shooting, head THIS WAY, and stick around for more bloody updates from the bloodies Bigfoot movie ever made!
Another type of big foot… I’d still do her.
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