The Hollywood Reporter announced this morning that actor Brian White, a dude you probably have never heard of before, has joined the cast of Drew Goddard / Joss Whedon’s CABIN IN THE WOODS. Excited, aren’t ya?
I will admit that having WOODS be the ultimate horror film is very exciting, but leaving everyone and their mother in the dark about it… just seems a little over-hyped. Why not through us a bone? A simple one-liner to give us an idea as to what the f*cker is about? Come on, Joss, we’re dying here!
All that is known is that White landed the role of “Truman.” That is all we know. Truman. Ok. Cool. I can dig it. White joins the cast that already includes Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, and Bradley Whitford. Or basically, he joins even more people that you don’t even know.
Since we don’t know shit about this most epic horror movie, you know we’ll keep you posted on everything that comes out of it… just in case it sheds a little bigger tear of light on the subject.
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