This week offers no room for horror in the theater, but it does have enough to satisfy ya on DVD. FEAST III, THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN, and QUARANTINE are all hitting DVD, while FREDDY VS JASON is hitting Blu-Ray. You know what that means, don’t ya? Plenty of reasons to stay inside this week…
SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
FEAST III: THE HAPPY FINISH
Rated: UnRated
Starring Clu Gulager, John Allen Nelson, William Prael
Directed by John Gulager
Run Time: 80 Min.
What’s even better than Sloppy Seconds? Feast III: The Happy Finish marks the return of the original film’s writers/director and the third course in this blood-gushing, mutant-thrashing, stomach-churning comic horror series. The man-eating monsters are still hungry, and what’s left of the human survivors – including Biker Queen, Bartender, and Lightning the wrestler – are running out of luck. That is until hope arrives in the form of a knife-wielding karate kid and a mysterious man who seems to be able to control the beasts. Loaded with horrors that will haunt your dreams, Feast III: The Happy Finish is non-stop, gross-out action with the mother of all endings!
THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN
Rated:UnRated
Starring Vinnie Jones, Brooke Shields, Ted Raimi, Roger Bart
Directed by Ryûhei Kitamura
Run Time: 100 minutes
A New York photographer hunts down a serial killer, based on the novella by Clive Barker.
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QUARANTINE
Rated: R
Directed by John Erick Dowdle
Starring Jennifer Carpenter, Steve Harris, Columbus Short, Jay Hernandez
Run Time: 89 min.
When a news crew decides to trail a brave fire-fighting team, they never suspect that the first call for help they respond to that night may be their last. Now they’re trapped in an apartment complex sealed off by the government. With no way of escape, they find themselves surrounded by frightened residents who are infected with a deadly mutant virus. What happens next is only known because of the footage they left behind.
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SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
Rated: R
Starring Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly Rowland, Monica Keena
Directed by Ronny Yu
Run Time: 97 Min.
Import Blu-Ray/Region A pressing. It’s the battle everyone’s been DYING to see! Teenagers find themselves caught in the middle of a battle between two legendary boogeymen: Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger. Who will win in the bloodiest and goriest showdown in history?
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