PUNISHER: WAR ZONE – March 17th
I can’t wait to get my grubby little hands on the latest PUNISHER movie, simply because I’ve heard how awfully bad it is–but you know, in a good way. So bad, in fact, that it’s awesome, and I honestly wouldn’t expect anything less from the third go-round with restarting the PUNISHER film franchise. Honestly, if Dolph Lungren and Thomas Jane couldn’t pull it off, did they honestly think they had a chance here? That said, extreme violence and crazy color pallet’s never looked so cool. Or fun. Or bad. Bring it on! Honestly.
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LAID TO REST – April 21st
The mask featured on the cover for LAID TO REST is amazingly awesome–it’s scary, it’s cool looking, and it’s full of menace. Let’s just say, if I ran into this mask in a dark alley, I’d piss myself retarded, and run in the other direction. I caught a trailer for this sucker last summer and I was blown away, so least to say that I can’t to check this puppy out and add this dude to my list of favorite serial killers. Do I smell next year’s Halloween costume? Yup. Yup I do.
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TIMECRIMES – March 31st
I’ve already covered TIMECRIMES here, but there are some spec updates and a slightly different cover, so… here you go!
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HELLRAISER – April 21st
I don’t know squat about the features on this Blu-Ray release, but I do know the packaging is effin’ awesome, and right now, that works for me! I mean, it’s the box for cripes sake! Plus, I haven’t seen a single Blu-Ray release that sucked balls yet, and I sure and shit don’t think they’d start with this sucker, especially considering the kick-ass cover, er box, or what have you. Just be sure to make room for it on your Blu-Ray shelf come this April.
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SPLINTER –April 14th – Because freaky scary monsters movies need to make a come-back in a big way!
MY BEST FRIEND’S A VAMPIRE –April 14th – Because I’ve said the same thing about 16 different times, but sadly.. I’ve always been wrong.
REPOSSESSED – April 14th – Because this movie was hilarious when I was 13… I’m sure it’s still funny, even today.
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (ammongilbert@joblo.com
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