If you aren’t just a little excited about the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS remake, I don’t know what to say to you. Yeah, I get the whole “I hate remakes” thing – hell, I’m with you there most of the time – but this one just might be, don’t hate me, better than the original. Blasphemy, I know, but I for one am more amused by the original than genuinely entertained by it…
This new one though, has real potential. Consider the cast. It is… how to put this delicately..? A concucopia of hot wank-job material. I may be a professor of English Literature at Harvard, but that’s the only proper way to state it. Shannon Elizabeth, Diora Baird, Monica Keena, Bobbi Sue Luther, Natalie Nicole, Tiffany Shepis… hell, even legendary 80s scream queen Linnea Quigley! If that doesn’t beat your drum, you’re not a man. And if you’re a girl, you should want to make out with at least one of those chicks. It’s just science…
Oh yeah, we’ve got a new poster for the flick – it’s above my brilliant text… Below you’ll find the synopsis, and underneath that, you might want to behold Ms. Diora Baird, who if – nay, WHEN – she lifts the restraining order against me and comes to her senses, will be my wife one day very soon…
Angela Feld is throwing the Halloween party to end all Halloween parties at the infamous Broussard Mansion in New Orleans, where dark events transpired almost a century ago. But when the packed party gets busted by the police, Angela and her friends Maddie, Lily, Suzanne, Colin, Dex and Jason are the only ones left behind. Soon Colin and Angela make a grisly discovery in the basement and inexplicable events start to take place. With the mansion gates mysteriously locked, the seven find themselves trapped for the night…and soon they’re fighting ancient demons for their very souls.
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