Well Jessica Alba is set to play a prostitute. Alright, news bit over. Your already sold on the flick right? Who cares if she can’t act… she’s going to be playing a prostitue. I think that alone makes it Oscar worthy.
Alright, alright. If you really want to know more about the movie I’ll tell you, though I don’t see the point. The flick where Jessica Alba (below) will be starring as a walker of the streets would be THE KILLER INSIDE ME. There’s some joke here that involves ‘inside’ and ‘Jessica Alba’ but I’ll stay away from that one.
No I won’t. I’d like to be inside Jessica Alba… but alas that’s not even possible in my dreams. But it seems Casey Affleck will have a chance according to The Hollywood Reporter. What a cruel world we live in. Affleck (above) will be playing a West Texas sheriff who delves into a downward spiral from a boring small-town cop into a ruthless, sociopathic murderer. Somewhere in this noir tale Jessica Alba will be playing a prostitute… did I mention that?
THE KILLER INSIDE ME is both an adaptation and a remake. The book comes from author Jim Thompson while the 1976 film starred Stacy Keach. KILLER will be directed by Michael Winterbottom with a script from Robert Weinbach and John Curran.
We’ll all be keeping a close eye on this project, and by ‘we’ll’ I mean the entire male population. So keep it here for any updates on Jessica Alba and her whoring ways. I love it.
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