No I’m not talking about a sequel to SNAKES ON A PLANE and I’m not talking about a horrible (or brilliant?) porno. I’m talking about ANACONDA 3.
Now I don’t know what it is, but some people out there can do no wrong. I don’t know if they’re actually amazing, if they’ve cast some magic power on us, or whatever else they could’ve possibly done… but you all know what I’m talking about. Names like Johnny Depp, Jessica Alba, Christian Bale, Salma Hayek, Christopher Nolan, Jean-Claude Van Damme, etc… these people, no matter what project they choose, seem to always have our support. Another name on that list would be Mr. David Hasselhoff. So seeing how The Hoff stars in ANACONDA 3: THE OFFSPRING, we can’t help but take note of it.
Yes, in case you didn’t know, there is a second sequel to the Jennifer Lopez starring snake movie ANACONDA. Hell, there’s even going to be yet another one, so get ready for that. But today we’re talking about THE OFFSPRING. Or… The Hoff’s OFFSPRING if you will. Today we got word on a nifty little game hitting the net to promote the DVD. The game is called SNAKES ON A BABE and can be found here.
It’s nothing groundbreaking, but it’ll probably bring a smirk to your face so I suggest you check it out. It doesn’t take long at all and it involves a hot babe, what else can you ask for? Just be careful, wink.
I’ve also gone ahead and thrown up some stills from the flick below, all starring the gorgeous Crystal Allen, so be sure to check those out. Along with Allen and The Hoff the movie also stars John Rhys-Davies, Patrick Regis and Anthony Green. It’s directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy with the duo of Nicholas Davidoff and David C. Olson penning the script. Here’s the synopsis: A mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness.
The movie stars The Hoff and has a smoking hot chick by his side, plus it’s about killer snakes so it seems like it’s worth checking out to me. ANACONDA 3: THE OFFSPRING is on DVD now so be sure to pick it up!
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