This is the moment you have all been waiting for. Ever since you picked up and devoured the book by Stephenie Meyer, you have been dying to check out the big screen adaptation of TWILIGHT. Why? Because of it’s epic and timeless love story between teenage girl and teenage vampire. And because Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Billy Burke are, like, totally hot!
The film, from director Catherine Hardwicke, is scheduled to hit theaters and break box office records November 21st. So about that moment you’ve been waiting for? Oh yes… the final one-sheet has been released for the film, featuring Stewart as Bella Swan and Pattinson as the vampire love interest. Hot huh?
Ok, enough with the bullshite. F*ck this movie and all the 13 year old girls who are going to see this thing, each and every one of them still claiming that, regardless of the fact that it’s about vampires, it’s not a horror movie–it’s a romantic drama. What a bunch of maroons.
To check out the final poster in all of it’s glory, a poster that reminds me of the 90s style of ‘floating heads’ or simply featuring posers posing, click HERE, and here’s to hoping this flick doesn’t spawn an assload of knock-offs. I don’t know how much more I can take of this crap…
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