J.L. Vara’s feature length directorial debut SOUTH
OF HEAVEN (produced by Brian Udovich of All
the Boys Love Mandy Lane fame) will premiere at the CINEVEGAS
FILM FESTIVAL on June 14th (get
the details here) and I for one can’t wait to see it. It’s like my grandpa
used to say before he left this shitty world – “It looks f*cked up – in
a good way!”. The film stars yummy-liscious Diora Baird, Jon
Gries and Aaron Nee and here’s its synopsis:
The Coop Brothers are in trouble. Roy Coop has just finished serving Uncle Sam and he’s come home to find his brother, Dale Coop, nowhere to be found and he’s left a lot of angry men looking for him. Meanwhile, in the wild west, Dale Coop is finding himself caught up in a crime spree under the manic tutelage of Mad Dog
Mantee. Along the way we will meet a vaudeville pair of thugs named Teddy, an eastern European fem fatale named Bebe, a yellow bellied crook named Rooster Union, and we’ll enter the surreal world of the Pawn Daddy Pawn shop.
Where do I sign? I’m there! Check out stills from the flick within
this story and you can read an interview with director Vara HERE.
One question: where the hell is the trailer for this thing? Until I get an
answer, lets gawk at Miss Baird’s many talents at the end of this story.
Diora Baird! WOW! Man I love being a man…man!