After dipping into the realm of PG-13 horror last week, I’m happy to report that we’re back to the glorious R rating, as we get not one, but two R rated genre entries (though both ‘limited’ releases). PATHOLOGY and ZOMBIE STRIPPERS should make you forget all about PROM NIGHT. On the DVD side of things, the crapfest known as AVP-R is coming at ya, along with the awesome looking INSIDE, and monster fun with LOCH NESS TERROR. It’s a good week to be a horror fan!
PATHOLOGY
Rated R for violence, gruesome images, strong sexual content, nudity, drug use and language.
Directed by Marc Schoelermann
Starring Milo Ventimiglia, Lauren Lee Smith, Johnny Whitworth, Alyssa Milano
Run Time: 1 hr. 33 min.
A group of med students hatch a scheme to see who can commit the perfect crime.
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS
Rated R for strong violence and gore, sexuality/nudity and language.
Directed by Jay Lee
Starring Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, Roxy Saint, Joey Medina (II)
Run Time: 1 hr. 34 min.
In the not too distant future, a secret government chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into ‘Super Zombie Strippers’, the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new ‘fad’ even if it means there is no turning back.
SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
Rated: UnRated
Starring Steven Pasquale, John Ortiz, Reiko Aylesworth
Directed by The Brothers Strause
Run Time: 101 Min.
On Earth everyone can hear you scream, especially when a horrifying PredAlien crash-lands near a small Colorado town, killing everyone it encounters-and producing countless Alien offspring-with terrifying efficiency. When a lone Predator arrives to “clean up” the infestation, it’s an all-out battle to the death with no rules, no mercy, and hundreds of innocent people caught in the crossfire. As the creature carnage continues, a handful of human survivors attempt a daring escape, but the U.S. government may be hatching a deadly plan of its own…
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Rated: UnRated
Starring Beatrice Dalle, Alysson Paradis, Nathalie Roussel
Directed by Julien Maury, Alexandre Bustillo
Run Time: 90 minutes
Still grieving over her recently deceased boyfriend, a pregnant woman becomes haunted by a mysterious woman.
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LOCH NESS TERROR
Rated: R
Directed by Paul Ziller
Starring Brian Krause, Don S. Davis, Paul McGillion
Run Time: 91 Minutes
From deep uncharted waters and through cavernous subterranean tunnels emerges into Lake Superior an unknown and menacing species. The gruesome bloodshed to follow doesn’t stop at Nessie; she’s brought her vicious offspring to help terrorize the innocent townspeople living around the lake. No man on land or water has a chance against this forty-foot bloodthirsty reptile and her spawn – No man except the only one who has ever survived Nessie’s wrath. Driven by a deep-seated vengeance, James Murphy (Brian Krause, TV’s Charmed) hunts down this terrible species with skillful force. Will Murphy save the locals of Lake Superior or end up as one of Nessie’s countless casualties?
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