Jennifer’s Body gets more

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Last Updated on July 27, 2021

My man, Eric, last reported to you all here about casting for JENNIFER’S BODY. Well, now it seems that this hot horror commodity from Oscar-winning writer Diablo Cody has some more fresh cast news. The O.C.’s Adam Brody and SPIDERMAN’s loud-mouthed newspaper editor J.K. Simmons (right) have just been added to up the body count of characters. Check out who they’ll be playing:

Brody will play Nikolai, a hot lead singer of an up-and-coming rock band with a penchant for evil. Simmons will play Mr. Wroblewski, a high school science teacher.

Sounds like ideal casting to me! These two gents join fellow BODY members Megan (smoking hot) Fox, Amanda (nice curves) Seyfried, and some kid named Johnny (no relation to J.K.) Simmons. The ghoulishly groovy plot bleeds like this:

A newly possessed cheerleader (Fox, below) turns into a killer who specializes in offing/eating her male classmates. Can her best friend (Seyfried, below also) put an end to the horror? JENNIFER and her bod are set to possess theaters some time in 2009.


Hmm, I wonder how many boys will be lining up to be eaten by
Megan Fox? My guess… billions!

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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