The upcoming adventure/thriller RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN just scored itself a perfect pair of mountains in the shapely form of Carla Gugino. The buxom beauty will be playing the female lead opposite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Now I know this flick is from Disney and that it’s probably going to be geared for the most part towards children and that we here at AITH are not accustomed to posting “kiddie-themed” articles… but hold on just a mother-f*cking second! This movie now boasts the bosom of Ms. Gugino! I mean, her cleavage alone is enough to earn a PG-13 rating at least! I don’t know. Maybe I just wanted a reason to post up a couple pics of her (above & below).
Okay, now what was I saying? Oh, yes, WITCH MOUNTAIN casting. (Sorry for getting a little lost at the thought of those melons). Back to serious journalistic integrity: Big-boobed Gugino will play a discredited astrophysicist and UFO expert who meets up with a Las Vegas cab driver (Johnson). He asks for her extraterrestrial expertise to help a pair of psychic siblings escape the clutches of evil men and save the human race from impending doom.
Sounds like the flick could contain some fun. And it’ll definitely contain some funbags! Shooting beings this month in Los Angeles with Andy (associate producer of ANACONDA) Fickman calling the shots behind the camera.
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