April Fool’s in Texas

By Ammon Gilbert

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

We just got word that may have you living in Dallas, Texas stoked… as for the rest of you, this may just give you a reason to visit Dallas next week. Fear Fest 2, the largest horror convention in Texas, will be premiering the APRIL FOOL’S DAY remake! That’s right, for the first time ever, the remake will be shown to audiences on the big screen before it hits DVD at the end of March.

I know, there are six of you out there who just bought tickets via Orbitz or some shit just because of APRIL FOOL’S DAY. That’s ballsy, yo. But you won’t be disappointed… not for the film’s premiere, but for all the other cool shite the convention has to offer.

Fear Fest 2 will be featuring: the largest Nightmare on Elm Street reunion EVER (sadly, no Johhny Depp);
the first time most of the cast of Fright Night will be together in years; the convention debut of the “Ladies of Return of the Living Dead.”

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