How this grand moment happened under my radar is still beyond me (I
actually lost a 20 bucks bet on this); but it went down nonetheless. The
criminally underrated 1991 Brian Bosworth biker, action flick
STONE COLD is FINALLY out on Region 1 DVD!
YEEEEHAWWWW! I have been waiting for this freaking release for years! YEARS!
You a fan of 80’s type, macho bullshit action flicks? Yes? Then I highly
recommend you hit up this badass with all you’ve got!
See it for the mucho excessive violence, the classic one-liners (My fav:
This reminds me of my father’s last words: Don’t son, that gun is loaded! ),
Lance Henriksen owning the scenery, the hilarious gay undertones, or The Boz’
inimitable (and trust me I tried) mullet. Or see it cause it actually happens to
be one of the better biker gang movies out there (no joke)! Just f*cking see it!
ORDER STONE COLD HERE and thank me later with a
shot of JD and a dime store tramp! I can’t wait to review this!
“Imagine the future, Chains, cause you’re not in it.”
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