Look at what we can do Mom!
You guys smell that? Stop staring at the rocket scientists
sucking the cane above this sentence and listen; do you smell that? Yup, its motherf*cking Christmas and its right
around the corner waiting to lodge an axe into our heads. Family gatherings,
crappy presents, trees set aflame, whiny kids, overpriced hookers and drunk
uncles that hit on your date…CANT WAIT!
One way that I survive this “special” time of year is
to get utterly TRASHED! Another way is to get utterly LAID! Finally gluing my retinas to some
drilling, slashing, killing also helps a lot. Yeah…HORROR baby! HORROR! Here are a slew of
HORROR MOVIE TITLES that have to do
with the holidays. Man we need more X-Mas genre films and I’m not talking
remakes here. Original shite you know? Here’s what I found!
CLICK COVER TO BUY
We interrupt this story for some
gratuitous X-Mas T and A!
We now return to our scheduled
story.
And that’s that on that in regards to that!
This is what I want for X-Mas! You hear that Santa? COME ON! I don’t even need
the bow!
