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REASONS TO LOVE “HALLOWEEN”
Bad boy Jim Law over at our evil stepfather site JoBlo.com
has recently whipped out a kick arse Top 10 list having to do with one the more
solid genre films of all time and that is HALLOWEEN. Click here
to read Part 1 of that list, here
to stab Part 2 and scroll down for a preview.
Finally, yes in my humble opinion, no matter how much I love Rob
Zombie and his films, re-imagining Halloween? WTF? WHY? Bad and pointless
idea. I’d rather another inane sequel. Am sick of seeing the same horror films
over and over again now of late…bugh.
10. Annie & Lynda
Both show off a little skin. Both are trying to get Laurie
(Jamie Lee Curtis) laid. Both get choked to death. Annie (Nancy Loomis) is too
busy bitching about her boyfriend to realize she’s being stalked and Lyn (P.J.
Soles) is too busy being a slutty cheerleader to accept the fact that her
storyline basically set up the entire premise for the FRIDAY THE 13th franchise.
Have sex – die.
9. The Shape’s Balls
It’s not too often you find an up and coming serial killer so
willing to expose himself in broad daylight. In fact, if you were looking for
him, The Shape could be seen walking around the school yard, parked outside the
high school, driving past crime scenes, hanging out in the neighbour’s bushes
(above), and even doing some laundry in your back yard (below).
The guy’s about as discreet as a clown at a funeral. He just
doesn’t seem to give a f*ck who sees him. He might as well be holding a sign
that reads “I’m going to kill you tonight.”
8. Nick Castle
The man behind the mask for most of the movie contributed plenty
of subtle mannerisms that made the Michael Myers legend terrifyingly disturbing.
The slow pace at which he hunts his prey, the tilting of the head when he pins
Bob (John Michael Graham) to the wall with a kitchen knife, the stare-down he
gives Dr. Loomis after he shoots him in the face. All these thing add up to give
a simple murderer a deranged personality.
7. Captain Kirk’s Face
It’s hard to tell but that is, in fact, a mask of William
Shatner’s STAR TREK character, James T. Kirk. The eye holes were cut a little
larger, sideburns were shaved, the hair was teased out, and the whole thing was
painted a bluish-white. Apparently, production designer, Tommy Lee Wallace
bought the mask at Burt Wheeler’s Magic Shop on Hollywood Boulevard for $1.98.
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