As per
JOBLO’S in depth
CANNES 2006
CAP OFF, this year was again a good
year for us in the South of France. I personally got to see 10 movies,
most of them sadly average but at least I got to watch two EXCELLENT
keepers. I also met up with old friends and attended a couple of fly parties
which is always nice.
I did something I never did before this year, walked out on a film. Richard Kelly’s
Southland Tales was a self indulgent, bloated, un-funny mess and I left the theatre an hour in,
pissed off. JoBlo stayed for
the whole thing, seems it didn’t get any better 2 hours later What a bummer! I loved Donnie Darko! Now, scroll down to see what
else I got out of the Festival this year!
MOVIE REVIEWS
THE FREAKING GREATS!
THE ABOVE AVERAGE
THE AVERAGE
BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
SOME RELATED STORIES
–SCANNER
DARKLY INTERVIEWS
–FIRST
DAY AT CANNES
–POSTER
WHORES
–ASS-TASTIC
–HORROR
POSTERS
–RACY/FUNNY
CLIPS
And here are a couple of my fav
pics from the trip…
CANNES PICTURES:
Am touching holiness…
Yup, Jean Claude Van Damme’s hand prints!
JoBlo worshipping his own idol!
Looks like I’m taking a drunk dump in the Southland Tales party pool…AGAIN!
Chilling with actress Bai Ling (The Crow).
Wild man Paul of Frightfest (far right), my partner in crime
at the Southland Tales party!
It was a very good party…
No you don’t get it…VERY GOOD PARTY!
Jo doing his best Bobby D. impression! I BUY IT!
Robert Downey Jr. and I! Funny and nice guy!
Can’t beat the view from the fancy HOTEL DU CAP!
Going to the CLERKS 2 party with THE MAN!
Me and the always grounded/amicable Kevin Smith.
Argento expert and Frightfest man Alan Jones and I!
What’s wrong with this picture?
EXACTLY!
Me and "great man" Michael Hostench of the
Sitges Film Festival (far right) hanging with the boys!
On of my favorite directors! Come back Paul! We need ya!
Me and good friend David from DC MEDIA
Me and THE BLO, going Brokeback!
Jo and I hopped this boat to…
…meet Sam “motherf*cking” Jackson!
CHEERS TO CANNES, JOBLO AND YOU!
CHECK OUT JOBLO’S FULL ON CANNES CAP-OFF HERE
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