There are four things I’ve been watching constantly while in Cannes this
year. Movies, my money burn away, drinks go down and chick ass.
Yes Cannes is filled to the brim with
beautiful ladies, in tight pants, short skirts, G-strings and with that comes beautiful asses.
I am getting whiplash over here from turning around every 3 seconds to see yet another wondrous bumper
bump my way. It’s insane!
You see that ass yo?
Here are a couple of Cannes-ass I’ve met along the way! Say hello!
Hawaiian Tropic ass!
Peek-a-boo cheek ass!
No undies ass!
Classic ass!
The wet ass!
Low riding ass!
Stressed clenched ass!
INCREDIBLE ASS!
JoBlo? How did that get in there???
Skinny Hawaiian Tropic ass!
Ass on the move!
The shy ass!
The Yankee ass!
Who’s this ass?
The confused ass!
The ass with places to go!
Have an ass day!
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