Apple.com has come through once again with the trailer for Uwe Boll’s next fanboy ‘service’ BLOODRAYNE.
The trailer starts off with Uwe Boll thinking quite highly of himself with the fly-by’s of his production company, Boll KG Productions and the words, ‘An Uwe Boll film’ slapped onto CG buildings. As if we didn’t know that he was involved. After that it’s cheese city, with rapid-fire cuts so fast you’ll have epilepsy. Throw in a shot of a potential Michelle Rodriguez-Kristanna Loken lip action, and you have the trailer for BLOODRAYNE.
To top it off, Apple’s page lists Uwe Boll as director, but with a ‘Dr.’ in front. Doctor of what, you ask? Who knows. BLOODRAYNE, starring Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Billy Zane, Michael Madsen and Michelle Rodriguez opens January 6th of next year.
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