Hot on the heels of the announcement that Mike Mendez’s GRAVEDANCERS has locked Code Entertainment to produce and distribute the flick, our buds over at Bloody-Disgusting.com got some scoop with further details on the ghosts in the hizzouse and how it all plays out.
“Dominic Purcell, Josie Maran, and Marcus Thomas are a trio of friends who’ve recently reunited for the funeral of the fourth friends funeral. They return to the graveyard the night of the funeral slightly buzzed and then get really drunk.
They find a card on their friends grave with a poem called The Gravedancers Lament. The poem tells the friends to celebrate life by dancing on the graves (doesn’t sound this stupid when played out.) So they do.
They desecrate the graves of three really angry ghosts and they are:
A piano teacher whom upset after her marital infidelity is revealed to her husband – starts killing people with an axe. She possesses Josie Marans character’s dead body – and the result is one scary f*cking monster.
Second ghost is a judge, Judge Langer – whom was a model citizen on the surface – and a pedophile secretly with a torture chamber in his basement.
Thirdly and the coolest ghost: Dennis. Dennis is a little boy that died in the fifties and had a thing for starting fires. It’s believed by the locals that he started the fire that consumed his house and killed himself along with his family.
His ghost likes to chant nursery rhymes and burst into flames. One cool scene is where his ghost is walking around Marcus Thomas’s apartment and all we see are firey children’s footprints leading into a room.
Oh, and according to the Gravedancer’s lament – the curse lasts from moon to moon – one month – or until the ghost kills the desecrator of their grave. The ghosts grow stronger as the month goes on.”
Sweeeeeeet! Sign me up ’cause this puppy is sounding better and better all the time. Now admittedly Dennis sounds a bit like Jack-Jack from THE INCREDIBLES, but I really don’t think you can ever have enough kids bursting into flames on the big screen (said with irony – no need to write letters).
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