That’s right folks. They’re actually making a fourth flick in the franchise that is getting weaker than Superman in a box full o’ kryptonite with every installment. I mean where to start when discussing the SCARY MOVIE (Arrow reviews 1, 2 and 3) collection? The first one was funny, the second was not very funny, the third one was whatever the dark opposite of funny is, so I can only imagine the fourth one will have to be made in Bizarro world to get any farther from funny.
That said, Anna Farris will be reprising her role as the sorta virginal (though frequently goo-covered) heroine Cindy Campbell. And while the character is irritatingly dense, there’s no denying the wicked hotness of the actress at play. Hot enough that I will write up this very, very bad idea, simply for the excuse to post pictures of her.
Is that pandering? Yes.
Am I ashamed of that? No.
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