Alexa Vega is looking hot as hell in this photo from Machete Kills

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MACHETE KILLS unveiled a new photo today and it caught many by surprise. Alex Vega, star of Robert Rodriguez’ SPY KIDS franchise, has grown up to be quite the hottie.

Prepare yourself, this is pretty impressive. Don’t worry everyone, she is legal. The 24-year-old has even been married and divorced already.

Here she is in SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER.

And here she is in MACHETE KILLS.

Holy f*cking shit. That is an amazing rack.

This image comes courtesy of her Instagram account. It comes hashtagged for Rolling Stone magazine, so there might be a story regarding the actress or the movie in the near future.

Plot: The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

MACHETE KILLS stars Danny Trejo in the title role alongside Vega, Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Charlie Sheen, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Cuba Gooding Jr, Edward James Olmos, Zoë Saldana, and William Sadler.

MACHETE KILLS opens in 2013.

Source: Instagram

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