Ammon Gilbert

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Favorite Movies: Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, The Expendables, Die Hard, T2, Nightmare read more Before Christmas, Friday the 13th Part 3D, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Inception, Poltergeist, Silver Bullet, Cobra, The Jerk, Above the Law

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Valet gets director

Posted 18 years ago

We’ve seen it on crime shows and shit like Dateline all the time: a psychopath happens to have a job as a valet, parks the car of some woman he becomes obsessed with, he makes copies of her keys, follows...

New F13 pics

Posted 18 years ago

With the recent trailer announcement earlier this week (HERE) and the FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES hitting DVD on Tuesday, I’m finding myself more and more pumped up for some killer FRIDAY THE 13TH action. Lucky for me, I won’t...

4 for 2nd Blood

Posted 18 years ago

Showtime’s TRUE BLOOD must be paying off in the ratings as Showtime has ordered a second season of the vampire series. I guess all those ads featuring bottled blood paid off… According to not only has the series scored a...

Strangers in the Night

Posted 18 years ago

If you thought the masks worn by the killers in THE STRANGERS were scary as hell, then you should be stoked for this news. Looks like those masked psychos, affectionately named “Doll Face,” “Pin Up Girl,” and “The Man in...

Quarantine this!

Posted 18 years ago

Bitch and moan and you shall be rewarded. That’s one of life’s lessons I learned this week. Just yesterday I complained that, with just over 2 weeks to go, we haven’t really seen squat coming out of the QUARANTINE camp....

New Train pics

Posted 18 years ago

The boys over at B-D scored some fairly awesome new images from the upcoming TERROR TRAIN remake, simply titled TRAIN, which stars the ‘hot when she wants to be’ Thora Birch! Any movie that walks away with an NC-17 after...

Quarantine on TV

Posted 18 years ago

It’s hard to believe that QUARANTINE is hitting theaters in just over 2 weeks. Why is it hard to believe? Because Universal hasn’t been pimping the shit out of it like they normally would. By this time, there should be...

Punisher’s US premiere!

Posted 18 years ago

This may come as a shock to you: THE PUNISHER, the ‘original’ film starring Dolph Lundgren, was never released in theaters here in the US. No joke, the film is a bonafide ‘straight to video’ action flick. And all these...

LG UK does Blitz

Posted 18 years ago

Just in case you were getting sick of hearing about yet another remake, here’s a flick that just got the greenlight that isn’t a remake (though it is based on a book–but that’s not really the same thing). The flick’s...

Mum & Dad release

Posted 18 years ago

About three weeks ago we learned that Revolver Entertainment scored the rights to the UK horror flick MUM & DAD (check that shite out HERE). Today The Hollywood Reporter announced the film’s UK release schedule, and hinted at what’s to...

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