Ben Barna

800 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

Jessica Rabbit human?

Posted 18 years ago

If I could “untoon” anyone, that is to say, see what a cartoon character would look like in real life, it would be Jessica Rabbit, the smoky-voiced buxom redhead who’s into bestiality. Wife of Roger. Lucky for me, the people...

My Best Friend’s trailer

Posted 18 years ago

Trailers like the one for MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL are so common that I no longer know how to address them in an a original, worthwhile way. Not sure if it’s a result of my shortcomings as a writer, or...

Rogue poster

Posted 18 years ago

So this poster takes a page from the JAWS Guide to Designing Posters and runs with it. This is like JAWS except instead of an ocean, it’s a river, instead of a US coastal town, it’s the Australian outback, and...

Watchmen toys

Posted 18 years ago

My friend Dimos has been hawking WATCHMEN to me for years. He tells me the graphic novel is a must, that it’s a masterpiece. And I believe him, and want to read it, but I’ve been putting it off, probably...

Monk breaks hearts

Posted 18 years ago

Full disclosure: the following news story is an excuse for me to Google image search and then post a sexy picture of Sophie Monk. Who is Sophie Monk, you ask? Well if you’re a celebrity gossip-monger, then you’ve seen her...

Australia pics

Posted 18 years ago

The photos we’ve seen so far from Baz Luhrmann’s historical epic AUSTRALIA, have been all set pics, and didn’t demonstrate that visual flair Buz is capable of. Now the film’s official site has put up some official stills, and it...

Gere gets busy

Posted 18 years ago

A friend of mine, Paul, who we’ll call a struggling actor, just booked a part in the upcoming Amelia Earhart biopic AMELIA. Another struggling actor, who goes by the name of Richard Gere, just did the same thing. Gere will...

Star Wars goes urban

Posted 18 years ago

A cool idea is a cool idea, and the following is a cool idea. Photographer Cédric Delsaux has taken some of the sleeker, more modern Star Wars characters (like those freaky red Imperial guards) and inserted them into nouveau, stark,...

Bev Hills Chihuaua poster

Posted 18 years ago

I read once this film was Marty Scorsese’s passion project when he was fresh out of NYU film school, but he made BOXCAR BERTHA instead, and the rest is film history. One could only have imagined what could’ve become of...

McLovin is McF*cked

Posted 18 years ago

Judd Apatow has been getting behind the camera recently to shoot public service announcements for the website FunnyOrDie.com, and he’s doing it with a straight face. These aren’t jokes. The latest has Veronica Mars begging the public to extend their...

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