Jessica Rabbit human?

By Ben Barna

Posted 18 years ago

If I could “untoon” anyone, that is to say, see what a cartoon character would look like in real life, it would be Jessica Rabbit, the smoky-voiced buxom redhead who’s into bestiality. Wife of Roger. Lucky for me, the people over at Pixeloo are just sick enough to engage in such a project, and have brought Jessica to life—sort of. I’m not talking about turning her into a human being who looks like Jessica Rabbit. No—they’ve made her into a disturbing hybrid of cartoon and flesh. So now I’m confused, because why do I want to sleep with cartoon Jessica, when real/cartoon Jessica scares the plaque off my teeth? For disturbing untooned version of Homer Simpson and Super Mario, click on Mrs. Rabbit’s left nipple.

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Ben Barna

800 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

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