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Franklin snitches

I recently wrote an article about Carl Franklin (DEVIL IN A BLUE DRESS) directing a gigolo movie called THE MAINTENANCE MAN. But now comes word that he’s set to direct a movie called SNITCH, based on a PBS ‘Frontline’ documentary,...
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Reynolds proposes

Ryan Reynolds be my Canadian homeboy and he proved it by dating Canada’s pride Alanis Morissette. Granted, he hasn’t broken out into the A-list actor VAN WILDER had him destined to be, but dude’s still young. It looks like he’s...
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Halloween TV spot

The TV spot for Robert Zombie’s ‘re-imagining’ of the HALLOWEEN legend is online, and based on the 30 second clip, along with all the other promo material we’ve seen for this film, they’re really digging into Myers’ origin. It looks...
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Joker takes the web

It’s tough for me to sift through the labirynth of viral marketing that THE DARK KNIGHT marketing team slammed us with this weekend, but I’ll try my best to take you through it, at least just a little bit. If...
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Drillbit trailer!

The taylor for DRILLBIT TRAILER is now online. Wait, let me try that again. The trailer for DRILLBIT TAYLOR is now online. Ok, there we go, sorry about that. The movie stars Owen Wilson as a low-rent bodyguard who gets...
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1st Alba Eye pics

This is no fair! I wanna write a Comic-Con story too! Waaaaah! Instead I have to settle for stupid Jessica Alba pics in her stupid new movie THE EYE! Waaaaah! Wait a second. What the hell am I talking about?...
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Megan Fox is a hacker

Megan Fox is almost too attractive to be in movies. She should be enshrined at the end of an epic labyrinth, one where you must do battle with orcs and minotaurs and racoon men, just to get a glimpse, and...
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The Incredible site

Stay tuned for more THE INCREDIBLE HULK stuff at Marvel’s panel this weekend at Comic-Con, but for now, I’ll keep all you Hulk fiends satiated with your link to TheIncredibleHulk.net, the film’s official website which has just gone live. There...
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Franklin does maintenance

Before becoming a trusted and trsutful employee of Joblo.com, a dream of mine was to become a gigolo. Not because I’m a fan of Deuce Bigalow, but because I really like having sex and getting paid, and since my parents...
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Cloverfield poster!

Looks like that possible teaser poster for CLOVERFIELD that we threw up here a couple of days ago turned out to be legit, as EW.com has our first look at the piece of artwork, although the word ‘monstrous’ that was...
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