Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

Likes: Tankhouse Ale, breakfast sandwiches, The Wire, Roz, the boys, Jean Mance read more Park, net artists, NoLita, Nine Inch Nails, McNally Jackson, Gordon Ramsay, Sherlock Holmes, pulled pork, Noirs, high boots, hockey pools, walking, whole foods and Provigo, status updates, cilantro, Empire State Building, remixes, Blizzarts, staring, cozes, eccentrics, limes, pho soup, oceans, David Brent, white underwear, wings, The Plateau, Langstaff, scrabble, murder

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The Intl. Poster

Clive Owen is like, such a leading man. Naomi Watts is kind of like pure, leading woman. THE INTERNATIONAL is like, totes one of those movies that stars a leading man and a leading woman, has a great plot, a...
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Best. Video. Ever

So I don’t even know where to begin. This is apparently an extra featured on the upcoming STEP BROTHERS DVD but it had me more engrossed than half the films I’ve seen this year. Let me try and sum it...
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Duplass Comedy Coming

Mark and Jay Duplass are best known for their “Mumblecore” films. For those who don’t know, Mumblecore is a stripped down version of filmmaking, one that employs low-budget, hand-held aesthetics with naturalistic acting and storylines generally involving romantic tales of...
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Craig not Thor

There have been rumours circulating throughout Tinsletown that Mr. Bond himself is being lined up to play that thick Norse God Marvel Comics refers to simply as Thor. Well according to the Mr. Craig himself, the rumours are completely false....
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Aniston Hunted

Jennifer Aniston seems to be in the press today for everything but her acting career. Even her recent EW cover seemed to be geared more towards her personal life, proving something of a departure for the magazine. I guess that’s...
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Portman Loves Chickens

Back when the economy was in the tanker, Natalie Portman took a break from her busy schedule of pleasuring me orally, and made a PSA about puppies, and their ability to cheer us up. Well now that the economy is...
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J*zzed In My Pants

So it’s a cold and dreary Sunday night and it’s after midnight and I’m feeling a little unlawful. The following video isn’t exactly movie news, but I write while you all sleep, so it gives me the opportunity to venture...
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Jurassic Park 4 Nixed

The original JURASSIC PARK is one of my favorite films of all time. Plain and simple. The following two films were forgettable at best, and kind of soured me on the franchise as a whole. I am relieved to announce...
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Mall Cop Poster

Even though he’s starred in some pretty high profile movies, I don’t feel that Kevin James is yet a movie star. I don’t find him particularly funny, but I guess his following is strong enough that he keeps landing starring...
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TDK Re-release

So the rumours that THE DARK KNIGHT will not be re-released are indeed false. Warner Bros. has officially announced that they will in fact re-release THE DARK KNIGHT on Jan. 23 in a nationwide launch, guaranteeing that it will become...
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