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Zookeeper gets voices

None of us were too excited upon learning that Kevin james was set to play the epynomous character in THE ZOOKEEPER. The idea of a bunch of talking animals giving him advice on how to win back the girl of...
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Cher vs. Xtina

Well it looks like Cher’s film career isn’t quite over, while Christina Aguilera’s is just beginning. The Steven Antin-directed BURLESQUE will feature Cher in her first role since 1999’s TEA WITH MUSSOLINI and will also mark the first time that...
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Uncle Ben killer back?

So it looks like this whole SPIDER-MAN 4 thing is really happening. It feels like ages ago since the third film was released, and while casting news and plot details for the fourth have been scarce, we’re slowly finding things...
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Poster quenches thirst

In many people’s opinion, Chan-wook Park is the best director working outside North America, and by “many people” I mean fanboys. His Vengeance Trilogy is already legendary, and even Steven Spielberg is hopping on the Park train with a planned...
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Rappers Just Wright

This literally may be one of the worst film ideas in recent memory. I feel like I’m really grumpy lately and have been extra hard on Hollywood peeps–not like they care–but please folks, listen to this: Queen Latifah is set...
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Future movies!

Looking at this timeline of films that take place in the future, I’m reminded just how great these kinds of movies actually are. You’ve got your ROBOCOPS, your BACK TO THE FUTURES, your BLADERUNNERS and your MATRIX flicks. A word...
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White Ribbon’s date

I’m Jewish, so I’ve never really celebrated Christmas before. I’ve envied all you present openers for years, because while you enjoy quality time with your family and get shiny new things, I watch reruns of Baywatch and crank call my...
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Love Happens poster

Ladies and gentlemen, we have an early contender for worst movie poster of the year! It’s LOVE HAPPENS, and it’s god awful for so many reasons. First of all, what is Aaron “Two Face” Eckhart doing starring in a generic...
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Sudeikis’ Bounty

When I heard that Jason Sudeikis was joining Jennifer Aniston in a film, I thought to myself how refreshing it was that a studio would cast the talented but relatively unknown actor opposite a mega-star, instead of an obvious choice...
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Kinnear and Miley?!

Every Friday night after having cyber sex with Heidi Montag, I put on a hooded black robe, light some candles, and chant to the prince of darkness, begging him to prevent Miley Cyrus from becoming a movie star beyond her...
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