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What’s next for Depp?

You know something is haywire in Hollywood when a guy like Johnny Depp doesn’t have anything to do. One of our generation’s finest (and certainly coolest) actors is attached to a whole bunch of high-profile projects, including THE LONE RANGER...
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New G.I. Joe clips

Stephen Sommers and his CGI hammer are about your wallop your face with the human action cartoon G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA, but what do we REALLY know about Joe, yo? Fortunately the makers of the movie have put...
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Candidate Worthington

I’m not quite sure if TERMINATOR SALVATION propelled Aussie actor Sam Worthington into the expected movie star stratosphere, but it’s probably safe to assume he’ll be around for a while. After all, he’ll heroically hack through digital creatures in the...
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Bruce Lee bio trilogy?

One of pop culture’s coolest and most influential icons will be immortalized in biopic, but unlike DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY, it will come from his home country. A “historically accurate account” of the inhuman martial artist has been authorized...
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Kitamura body horror

With gore-soaked entries like VERSUS and MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN to his credit, director Ryuhei Kitamura obviously knows what to do with a chunky red mess. We heard the other day (via STYD) that Kitamura would delve into icky Cronenberg territory...
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Watchmen comparison

To maximize Comic Con synergy (and prompt plenty of conversations, for sure), the variations of WATCHMEN DVDs hit shelves today. If you’re grabbing the Director’s Cut of Zack Snyder’s grand superhero murder mystery, you may be curious to know how...
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New TMNT writer

Color-coded half-shell heroes Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael are returning in the amphibious flesh to once again battle the Foot Clan in a new live-action TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, and their exploits now have a writer. John Fusco will dredge...
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Iron Man 2 update

As of today, IRON MAN 2 has officially finished principal photography — just in time for director Jon Favreau to put together some footage to torch retinas at this week’s Comic Con, no doubt. (I almost said “hastily assemble” some...
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Cage vs. Green Hornet

While we still don’t know who’ll be kicking ass beside Seth Rogen as Kato, now we have an idea who they’ll be fighting in GREEN HORNET. Nic Cage is in talks to bring his darker side and latest hair-scare to...
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More Crowe Master?

Burly thesp Russell Crowe is getting the itch to wear frilly shirts and hit the high seas again — he’s talking about setting sail in another MASTER & COMMANDER movie. The first movie (subtitled THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD)...
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