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More Expendables?

Despite the disposable implication of the title, perhaps some of Sylvester Stallone’s high-profile crew of THE EXPENDABLES won’t be taking the loss for the greater good (or paycheck) on their big-screen mission. At 63 years old, could Sly have a...
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Biel for Thor role?

When Kenneth Branagh’s feature version of Marvel’s Thunder God THOR lands in theaters, will earthbound goddess Jessica Biel and her astonishing physique be part of the scene? Nuke the Fridge claims that Biel is “in talks” for an unknown role...

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Kick-Ass Comic Con

Aside from a few snapshots (including that new one of Hit Girl above), we haven’t seen much on the “realistic” superhero movie KICK-ASS. Later this month at Comic Con, we should have a better idea of how it’s shaping up...
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No Heathers sequel

When it comes to the recently rumored HEATHERS sequel, the original’s director Michael Lehmann has just two words: Corn Nuts. He’s got another one: “No.” As Lehmann tells Movieline, “Winona [Ryder]’s been talking about this for years — she brings...
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Nimrod on Predators

There’s been a short list of names swirling about the internets as potential directors for PREDATORS, including Neil Marshall and Marcus Nispel. But as we heard last week, Hungarian helmer Nimrod Antal was the one who seemingly was at the...
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Surrogates poster

If there’s one thing movies have taught us, it’s that it takes Bruce Willis to get something done. Take SURROGATES for example, in which sci-fi future Willis must investigate a murder apparently committed by a robotic human counterpart. Here’s a...
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No action for Fury?

If you saw S.H.I.E.L.D. honcho Nick Fury show up at the tail end of IRON MAN and couldn’t wait to see him kick ass in the sequel, you may be waiting longer for his extension into the Marvel movie universe....
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The Informant! poster

Just in case the new trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s THE INFORMANT! didn’t quite give you the impression it was reaching for a comic tone, this WTF poster for the movie should make it pretty clear. Also, the official synopsis: “What...
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Robo Geisha?

There’s obviously some kind of unspoken challenge out to Japanese filmmakers to put the most gore on screen, leading to exponential waves of gushing red and carved meat. So from MACHINE GIRL to TOKYO GORE POLICE to VAMPIRE GIRL vs....
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Laugh your dick off

The Apatow gang have another faux tie-in site up for FUNNY PEOPLE to go along with George Simmons (Adam Sandler’s fictional alter-ego). The succinctly named ‘Laugh Your Dick Off’ is the official site for Aziz Ansari’s obnoxious “superstar comic” Randy...
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