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Aniston & Bateman

Though Jennifer Aniston shared a pad with Vince Vaughn in THE BREAK-UP, was she secretly eyeballing his chum Jason Bateman? Regardless, the two will wind up together (sort of) in the upcoming comedy THE BASTER (not to be confused with...
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Infestation trailer

Mutant bug movies. There really just aren’t enough of them. So let’s be grateful for INFESTATION! The upcoming flick stars Chris Marquette as an average office worker battling a sudden outbreak of gargantuan killer insects. It’s clearly being played for...
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A Beastly teen

After the considerable success of the teen vampire flick TWILIGHT, we should probably prepare for the onslaught of copycat high school creature flicks. How about a modernized version of the classic fairy tale “Beauty and the Beast”, but with less...
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Green Lantern director

It looks like Warner Bros. is finally getting serious about GREEN LANTERN. Or at least as serious as CASINO ROYALE. The studio has brought in two-time Bond relauncher Martin Campbell to direct their big-budget flick about the DC Comics hero...
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Olga does sci-fi

Fiercely sexy Bond babe Olga Kurylenko is donating her exquisite body to science (fiction). Kurylenko joins part-time pirate Orlando Bloom and the awesome Vincent Cassel in THE CROSS, a cerebral sci-fi film from Andrew Niccol (GATTACA). The $24 million project...
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Crossing Over poster

The drama CROSSING OVER revolves around the hot-button subject of immigration, and does so with a high-profile cast that includes a digitally de-aged but still cranky Harrison Ford, judging by the new poster. The movie comes from Wayne Kramer (RUNNING...
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Carpenter’s next?

For years, genre master John Carpenter has considered returning from SoCal relaxation and cashing checks for inferior remakes of his work, but now it sounds like he’s seriously getting back in the director’s chair. Carpenter will make THE WARD his...
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Tokyo! trailer

I’m not sure what to make of TOKYO!, but it certainly seems intriguing. Described as a “fantasy in three movements”, the surreal triptych features segments from visionary directors Michel Gondry (THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND), Leos Carax (POLA...
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Hawk the Slayer sequel

Here’s something I honestly thought I would never see: a sequel to the deliciously cheesy 1980 fantasy flick HAWK THE SLAYER. The original sword-and-sorcery tale starred now-familiar character actor John Terry (yes, Jack Shephard’s dad on “LOST”) as the warrior...
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Rourke rides Horses

Bad hair days aside, it must feel pretty good to be Mickey Rourke right now. Besides getting a prime opportunity in a meaty (if sweaty) role in THE WRESTLER, he’s also getting the appropriate amount of critical acknowledgment for it....
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