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Seagal: reality TV star

When your steady string of low-budget direct-to-DVD flicks aren’t enough to fill your schedule and wallet, where do you go? Reality TV, of course. Aging action star and aikido master Steven Seagal is bringing his ponytail and considerable bulk to...
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More Trek faces

The buzz-building for JJ Abrams’ reboot of STAR TREK continues at Warp Factor Something, adding to the series of black-and-white face portraits with Eric Bana’s tattooed Romulan(?) warrior Nero and supersexy Zoe Saldana’s delicious Uhura. Yep.
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Adventureland trailer

ADVENTURELAND is director Greg Mottola’s follow-up to SUPERBAD, about a college grad in the 80s working a summer job at a theme park. The new trailer is throwing off a definite vibe of CADDYSHACK and FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH,...
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Avatar aliens!

UPDATE: These images may be nothing like what we see in the final film after all. The artist himself has declared they were just a part of his portfolio and not concept art used for the movie. More specifics can...
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Black Dynamite!

In recent years, numerous filmmakers have spent substantial time and money in attempts to emulate a lot of the memorably crappy exploitation movies of the 60s and 70s, to varying degrees of success. But hot damn, does the blaxploitation spoof...
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Brolin talks Jonah Hex

Just hours after the official news that the outlaw comic flick JONAH HEX had lost its directors, MTV posted an interview with the project’s ostensible star (and sudden A-lister) Josh Brolin. As to what draw his interest to the tale...
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Sexiest vampires

Leading up to the release of the teen vampire romance TWILIGHT, Moviefone ran a poll asking movie fans to name the “Sexiest Male and Female Vampires of All Time.” And although the movie hasn’t even been released yet, two of...
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Hex directors exit

The comic book western JONAH HEX was shaping up to be the good kind of crazy. CRANK directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor came on board to write and direct the Warner Bros. project, adapting the long-running DC Comics series...
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Quantum of errors

I’ve yet to see QUANTUM OF SOLACE, so I can’t verify the amount of flubs in the flick, but someone out there is doing the counting. A lot of it. It looks like 007 has become embroiled in his fair...
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Underworld 3 poster

Which would you rather see as a way to promote the upcoming bloodsuckers vs. werewolves prequel UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS: a leering Bill Nighy, or vampire hottie Rhona Mitra? Doesn’t matter — the king scowler on his throne is...
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