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A Nazi for Bastards?

In today’s Bastardly news… Quentin Tarantino’s WWII flick INGLORIOUS BASTARDS has been furiously collecting those very Bastards, but does it also now have a Nazi? Actor Michael Fassbender is now in talks to join the fast-moving project, and while no...
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Appaloosa pics

I love a good western, and with A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE co-stars Viggo Mortensen and Ed Harris reuniting for Old West gunplay, APPALOOSA could very well be your huckleberry. The movie (directed by Harris) is based on Robert Parker’s book...
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Serious guys for Coens

For their last few movies, the Coen Brothers have rounded up some heavyweight talent – George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Tommy Lee Jones. After NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, they can pretty much get whoever they want. So for...
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Julius Caesar is Gray

Director F. Gary Gray (THE ITALIAN JOB) is going to borrow a page from both Shakespeare and Baz Luhrmann (ROMEO + JULIET) with a contemporary version of Julius Caesar, based on the Oni Press graphic novel JULIUS. In the book...
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Twilight falls early

I’m sure the hardcore fans of TWILIGHT were aware of this news about 15 seconds after it was announced over the weekend, so I guess this is for everyone else. As we learned the other day, the new HARRY POTTER...
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Another Bastard?

The past couple of weeks has been a blitzkrieg of casting news for Quentin Tarantino’s INGLORIOUS BASTARDS, but it sounds like one of the initial names is now out of the running. David Krumholtz (TV’s NUMB3RS, “Mr. Universe” of SERENITY)...
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New Watchmen pics

This isn’t a good sign: there’s still six months before Zack Snyder’s WATCHMEN arrives, and I’m running low on ways to describe the anticipation. So I’ll just say that I hope Kevin Smith isn’t full of hyperbole, and that Snyder’s...
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Fake Batman poster

Dear BATMAN fans: please try to exercise a bit of common sense when it comes to news and rumors about the next movie. Sure, it’s fun to guess about the potential, and who Christian Bale might battle should he don...
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Carell & Fey on a Date

They’ve been sharing a schedule on their respective TV shows, but now Steve Carell (THE OFFICE) and Tina Fey (30 ROCK) are hooking up outside the Peacock. While details are as skimpy as that skirt, Carell and Fey will intermingle...
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Mike Myers, a Bastard

You have to hand it to Quentin Tarantino — he rarely makes traditional or expected casting decisions, usually for the best (his own appearances excluded). So we’ll have to give him the benefit of the doubt here… QT will assist...
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