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Eagle Eye trailer

Suggested formula for a hit movie: Take hot young star Shia LaBeouf and reunite him with DJ Caruso, the director of his breakout leading role DISTURBIA. Pair The Beef with supercutie Michelle Monaghan. Throw in a bunch of guns and...
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Gervais blogs plenty

If you don’t know who Ricky Gervais is, that makes me kind of sad. One of the UK’s finest funnymen and master of “squirm comedy”, he’s the man behind THE OFFICE (both of them) and EXTRAS. And now he’s making...
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Internet porn!

That headline’s a grabber, ain’t it? Heh. Now that you’re here, allow me to continue with the relevant info. See, they’re making a movie titled MIDDLE MEN, about the dawn of internet pornography. The comedy, from an upstart company called...
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Zombie’s T-Rex art

We still don’t really know what Rob Zombie’s next movie TYRANNOSAURUS REX is all about, but at least now we have some idea of what it might look like… if it was released on VHS twenty years ago. The movie...
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100 Feet treats

The beasts over at our horrific conjoined twin Arrow in the Head can run faster than anyone — they’ve got 100 FEET! Okay, not quite, but AITH has some new treats for Eric Red’s “domestic disturbance” horror flick, which features...
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Jonah Hoax?

A couple days ago, the site/blog Film School Rejects posted an image of actor (and noted comic fan) Thomas Jane in what appeared to be the costume and ruined face of DC Comics’ Old West antihero JONAH HEX. The photo...
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Taken trailer

The new trailer for TAKEN contains a valuable lesson: if you ever intend to kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter, he will track you down and shoot you in the general area of the face and neck, and/or possibly stomp your guts...
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Mangold travels time

Director James Mangold has already sort of traveled back in time for his last movie, all the way to the Old West with his remake of 3:10 TO YUMA (not to mention his prior experience with a period-displaced Hugh Jackman...
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Mutant Chronicles poster

It seems like the sci-fi flick THE MUTANT CHRONICLES has been in the works for a long time, but it’s getting closer to release. When, exactly… we’re not sure. But there’s a new poster! The movie, based on the pen-and-paper...
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The Rocker poster

If you wanted an image of Dwight Schrute from THE OFFICE wearing nothing but striped britches and cowboy boots, well, um… today’s your lucky day? The fleshy final poster from THE ROCKER is here, and it has apparently already rocked...
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