Internet porn!

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That headline’s a grabber, ain’t it? Heh.

Now that you’re here, allow me to continue with the relevant info. See, they’re making a movie titled MIDDLE MEN, about the dawn of internet pornography.

The comedy, from an upstart company called Oxymoron, comes from writer-director George Gallo (who penned MIDNIGHT RUN and BAD BOYS). The story follows a “straight-and-narrow businessman brought into a world that would eventually turn into a multibillion-dollar industry” — to which you’ve probably contributed a shameful amount of money, you filthy beast. Yes, you.

The project should absolutely NOT be confused with the ABC Family Channel’s new series THE MIDDLEMAN, which is based on a comic by LOST writer Javier Grillo-Marxuach and is highly entertaining despite its absence of porn.

Source: Variety

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