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Haunted Hill 2 trailer

Direct-to-vid sequels have become a hugely profitable business model for studios, but RETURN TO HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL is taking a unique approach. Besides hitting on hi-def formats, the movie will allow viewers to directly influence events in the movie...
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Saw 4 blood drive

If you’re a fan of the SAW movies, you should bleed for it. And I mean that literally — once again the franchise is teaming with the Red Cross for a blood drive, to coincide with the October 26th release...
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Alba meets Love Guru

Like another A-list Jessica with a divine derrière, Jessica Alba has stated a desire to be taken “seriously”, yet insists on putting her fine frame in comedies of questionable quality. Alba has just joined Paramount’s THE LOVE GURU, which puts...
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Moore gets Virulent

Just in case all the attention given to last week’s Comic Con didn’t clue you in, allow me to clarify: comics are still popular. At least as source material in Hollywood. Director John Moore (BEHIND ENEMY LINES, and THE OMEN...
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D-War: a winner?

Though it spent slightly less time gestating than an actual giant dragon, the lengthy wait seems to have paid off for D-WAR: the movie is a smash success in its home country of Korea, bringing in a healthy $20+ million...
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Dive into the Ocean

Nice to see someone in Hollywood grasping the brilliance of dangerously prolific comic scribe Warren Ellis. Production company Hollywood Gang, one of the (many) people behind the mega-smash 300, has grabbed the rights to OCEAN, a sci-fi comic tale from...
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Remaking Rec already

Well this didn’t take long. The Spanish-language “first-person” zombie flick [REC] just started building some solid buzz, and it’s already been snapped up for a Hollywood remake. Screen Gems and remake machine Roy Lee will handle their own version of...
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Train, less Terror

I guess that recently announced remake of the 1980 slasher flick TERROR TRAIN isn’t much of a remake after all. In fact, director Gideon Raff tells Shock Till You Drop that despite the setting, his movie (its title now shortened...
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New Jumper pics

In JUMPER, Hayden Christensen plays a troubled teen who can instantly teleport himself anywhere. Which would be extra cool if fellow former Jedi Samuel L. Jackson wasn’t part of an organization dedicated to hunting down and killing teleporters. Yep, there’s...
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Warcraft movie details

I’ve been a gamer since the Atari 2600 days (oh, that awful Pac-Man), but I’ve resisted the urge to get ensnared by the massively multiplayer online games just because I know it would become an obsession. But Blizzard’s WORLD OF...
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