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Madsen is spooked

It took the wine of SIDEWAYS for Virginia Madsen to finally wash away the vile aftertaste of HIGHLANDER II… before having to start again post-FIREWALL. Madsen will bring her horror flick experience and healthy cleavage to A HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT,...
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The Chin sells Spice

Who doesn’t like Bruce Campbell? Maybe the Amish. Or the Bavarian New World Order. Everyone else, however, must bow to the greatness of the man who coined numerous catchphrases, slaughtered countless Deadites and hassled Peter Parker. We’ve got to wait...
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Nick Stahl in T4?

Just the other day came the official announcement that Skynet’s surplus of Hunter/Killers and deadly endoskeletons would be en route to theaters for more TERMINATOR movies courtesy of new rights owners, but no other details were offered. Will actor Nick...
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Scarlett blows?

Is bouyant young superstar Scarlett Johansson getting ready to put her ample charms in the path of angered nature? Word is the pouty-lipped lass might join the almost-equally pretty Orlando Bloom for ostracized filmmaker Roman Polanski’s historical epic POMPEII. The...
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Plane Dead lands

Either New Line Cinema is hoping for some of the attention (if not box office) of SNAKES ON A PLANE, or they’re trying to corner the market on airborne horror. Whatever the case, they’re apparently bringing the B-movie PLANE DEAD...
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New Hammer Horror!

A company renowned for its gothic and schlock content is getting back in the biz. Hammer Films is being resurrected like a creature from beyond the grave, thanks to Dutch producer John De Mol. The original UK company was responsible...
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More Terminators!

It’s the franchise that can’t be stopped by even the political career of Arnold Schwarzenegger or the apparent thermonuclear devastation of the planet. This franchise has no pity, or remorse, and it absolutely will not stop… until you are bored....
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1408 unlocked earlier

Dimension must feel pretty good about their haunted hotel room thriller 1408, since they’re opening the door almost a full month sooner — the release date has been moved from July 13th all the way up to June 22nd. Though...
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The Swarm is coming

Might as well get this out of the way first: this is NOT a remake of the 1978 disaster film about deadly bees… which makes me kind of sad. Instead, this new THE SWARM is a planned adaptation of Frank...
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