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Earth Stood Still date

A whole flying saucer full of remakes of classic sci-fi movies (and/or the stories they’re based on) is whirling toward theaters, including WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE, INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, and now this one, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL....
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Elliot in Rambo 4?

RAMBO 4 (or JOHN RAMBO or whatever it’ll be titled) is gearing up for production in April, but (ignoring the oft-erroneous IMDB listings) we haven’t heard much by way of official casting. Now we hear that Western regular Sam Elliot...
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No Under Siege 3, but

You may recall reading some buzz around this here internets about a rather decent UNDER SIEGE 3 script recently making the rounds. But while soldier-chef Steven Seagal and Warner Bros. (who owns the franchise) won’t be reuniting for more action...
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It’s Already Dead

You might think the vampire genre has been bled dry, but there’s still some life left in the undead. Wow, I apologize for that entire sentence. But it’s true — here comes yet another attempt at keeping the cobwebs off...
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Another babe Taken

Our own Handsome Mike just told you that lovely LOST flotsam Maggie Grace will appear as a victim of human slave trade in the thriller TAKEN (don’t worry, her daddy is Liam Neeson and he’s comin’ to get her). Another...
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Grindhouse divided

The vile rumor that GRINDHOUSE might not make it to theaters in its original double-feature format has circulated for months (after all, Tarantino just recently finished filming), but all indication is that we’ll get the twin injection of exploitation as...
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Montoya in Batman?

Besides the returning characters (like Alfred, Jim Gordon and probably Bruce Wayne), we know some of the new faces in Christopher Nolan’s BATMAN follow-up THE DARK KNIGHT will include the Joker and Harvey Dent, the future Two-Face. But who else...
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Woo remakes French

Hong Kong mayhem maker John Woo has often proclaimed his love of French New Wave film — Jean-Pierre Melville’s brilliant LE SAMOURAI is the primary inspiration for Woo’s ballistic masterpiece THE KILLER. And now Woo is getting his hands on...
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Rambo 4 title

We know that veteran war machine John J. Rambo is soon coming out of a nearly twenty-year retirement to once again expend copious amounts of ammunition and gouge various humans with his oversized knife, but in exactly what movie will...
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Hobbit on the way?

You might’ve heard about the flap a few months ago between LORD OF THE RINGS director Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema’s honcho Bob Shaye, the gist of it being that the guy who made Tolkein’s books a viable business...
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