Another babe Taken

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Our own Handsome Mike just told you that lovely LOST flotsam Maggie Grace will appear as a victim of human slave trade in the thriller TAKEN (don’t worry, her daddy is Liam Neeson and he’s comin’ to get her).

Another sexy lass will be joining them in the form of tight-bodied Aussie hotness Holly Valance, the ostensible star of the not-really-released femme fight flick DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE (you might have seen that infamous clip of her performing bra fu). It’s probably safe to assume she’ll be joining Grace on the auction block. I know I would bid, as long as they take Paypal.

The movie comes from writer/producer Luc Besson and director Pierre Morel, who last teamed to bring us the outrageous Paris punching and scenery scrambling of DISTRICT 13.

Source: Moviehole.net

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