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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Malcolm back as Loomis

Rob Zombie has updated his Myspace blog for the umpteenth time with more casting news, some of which will be of great importance to you big fans of his HALLOWEEN remake… There has been great speculation concerning Dr. Loomis’ return,...
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UK Lez Vamp trailer!

It still looks like SHAUN OF THE DEAD-lite, but f*ck it, a good time is a good time, and that’s just what LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS looks like. Shit, with a title like that, I’d hate to think it’ll be an...
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New Blair Witch coming?

Back when THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT was making millions upon millions of moolah (which was in 1999 – fuck I’m getting old), there was talk of both a sequel and prequel to the smash hit. Of course, a sequel did...
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Action Round-Up #5

BLOODSPORT 2 w/ Van Damme?! If you’re thinking “Hold up, there was a BLOODSPORT 2!” then you’d better tell that to Mr. Van Damme, because he hasn’t heard about it. In an interview with totalfilm.com, Jean-Claude says he is ready...
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Set: Sorority Row

INTRODUCTION You know how these things start: “I was asked if I wanted to visit the set of blah blah blah and I jumped at the chance like a chubby kid jumps at a fallen cheeto.” It’s the standard opening,...

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Set Visit: Sorority Row

INTRODUCTION You know how these things start: “I was asked if I wanted to visit the set of blah blah blah and I jumped at the chance like a chubby kid jumps at a fallen cheeto.” It’s the standard opening,...
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Feast 4 coming?!

Wow, either the first two FEAST flicks did gangbusters on DVD or the screenwriters just love going nuts on their laptops. Bloody Disgusting is reporting that while FEAST III: THE HAPPY FINISH doesn’t hit until Tuesday, there’s already talk of...
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Gate remake finds director

I don’t know why this news is so cool, it just is. Production Weekly’s Twitterin’ ass has announced that Alex Winter (Bill from BILL & TED fame; director of FREAKED) has signed on to direct the remake of THE GATE....
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NYCC: Summit Ent.

Winding down a bit here. While the Disney and Warner Bros. panels were treats, I was somewhat dubious about Summit Entertainment’s panel. After all, the last two movies they’ve given us were TWILIGHT and PUSH. But they’re an up-and-comer, so...
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F13 got cut up

Sad to say, the word coming from people who have seen the new FRIDAY THE 13TH has been… mixed, at best. There are a handful that do like it, but there seems to be an even greater amount of folks...
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